A Morning Without Coffee....

After spending much of the inevitable progression into the future fighting with soon-to-expire software that is invaluable to the life of my transistorized body attachment because it detects and neutralizes covert programs that plague various networks and can be transmitted to my transistorized body attachment, thereby damaging it and rendering it useless, wherefore I would then cease to exist…… *takes deep breath*….I retreated to the room designated for the preparation of food and filled a liquid holding device with cerebral and thyroid simulating sustenance. Therewith I resigned to typing this out for cognitive and emotional therapy.

Translation: after spending a large amount of time fighting with and trying to update my anti-viral and internet protection program on my laptop (my transistorized body attachment), because it is expiring in less than 10 days, I went to the kitchen, poured a cup of Hawaiian coffee, and sat down to write this out for a blog post, because blogging is cheaper than a therapist…..and I am going to need serious therapeutic help if I cannot update my internet security in 10 days time.

Whew.... that was a mouthful.

Now, for something slightly less depressing, come here to my sister's dog blog and watch this ADORABLE video! You will not regret it! You will be impressed. I promise.

Golden Retrievers Playing Piano for Real!

And help yourself to a cup of coffee....it makes life better....