T-shirts & Zinkies

I "Googled" christian t-shirts and I'm looking at them right now....there are some weird ones, cool ones, awesome ones....and Amazon doesn't have a large selection of any of them. So, I'm gonna look on CBD (Christian Book Distributors). They usually have a nice selection of t-shirts and they usually go on sale about this time of year.
I want to get everyone in my family t-shirts or sweatshirts for December gifts, so now is probably the time to start buying them.
I have been considering starting my own cafe press store and making my own t-shirts for it. I have some brilliant t-shirt ideas, but I just can't make them unless I use a permanent marker, which isn't always a bad idea. But a permanent marker doesn't always produce the best looking t-shirts.
Anyway....random information that I am certain you wanted to know.
So, have you ever heard of "Zinkies"???
In case you haven't let me explain them to you: they are these tiny little rubber 'toy animals' for kids. They are SO tiny that the kids have to use TWEEZERS to play with them!

The minute these itty bitty things came into my life, my insanity was pushed to it's very limit. The head twitches became more evident, and the eye twitches even showed up.
The kids had to start keeping them out of sight, because I would almost come to the point of assuming the fetal position and screaming incomprehensible things about the little bitty things making an army and threatening my chance for world domination.
Anyway, I think I have found a way to come to terms with these little guys: cast them and start making little short movies with them! I even have a few script plans lined out.
Yes, it is my great plan to bring them under my control.