27 - A Problem I Have or Have Had In The Past

Day 27: a problem you have or have had in the past

Wanting dirty secrets now, eh?
Well.....Okay. The moment of truth:
I have this problem....with my toes. See, the problem is that my second toe will not move without the first toe moving. And the first toe will not move if the second toe is confined. It is most problematic. It bugs me. Because my second toe should not be so co-dependent on someone like the big toe, because what would happen if the big toe disappeared? And the first toe should technically be able to move without the second toe, but it doesn't....and there is no way that should be the case.
It has been my goal since I was a little kid to make my toes independent of each other, and I have met with some success, but after 15 years of trying to teach them..... my first toe and second toe STILL refuse to work independently of each other!
IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!!!