Write A Letter To An Agent

Write a letter to an agent telling her how wonderful you are.

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Dear Mrs. Agent,

I was told to write you a letter and tell you how awesome and wonderful I am. I’m not really sure what this means or how I am supposed to do this, but here goes:

I started out being awesome as a kid. Time and practice are as much a part of making a person awesome as their personality is, and I had a lot of time to practice at being awesome. As for how I became so wonderful: my mother whooped me all the time to ensure that I would be a wonderful kid while I was in public. So, I think it stuck permanently.

I like to be funny and make people smile. It is my goal in life to make people smile. That’s what makes me wonderful and awesome in real life. When I write though, it is a whole different ball of wax.

When I write, I go for the intense or melancholy emotions in people: I write for thrill, suspense, tears and angry screaming. And I am usually successful at eliciting those emotions with my writing. It makes my day when someone grabs me by the throat after reading one of my stories and screams “WHY DID YOU DO THAT TO THEM!!!????” or when someone tells me “I bawled my eyes out reading that story. I read it twice!”

 So, that is what makes me awesome and wonderful in my writing.

Want to know what other ways I am awesome and wonderful in? Sheesh. Come meet me. I can’t think of any more ways. If you wanted details then I should not have be assigned to write this: someone else should have been.

Sincerely,

          K.J.F