Pre-Christmas Gift Exchange

This evening some very good friends (practically family) came over to our place to visit and exchange gifts with us.
I was very excited about one of the gifts that I made to give to "AR"....
See, "AR" and I have this running joke about "Zinkies", these silly little rubber toys that I have posted about before HERE. "AR" likes these little rubber beasties, gives them as gifts, uses them like baseball trading cards with other girls, and just has a good old time with them, whereas I come close to a mental breakdown every time I see one of the dinky little things! I start getting the twitchy eye, and squeeky voice, and everything....and then she starts torturing me with them, using them as interrogators to find out all my secrets of World Domination. Of course, it's all just for fun, but that's the point.
Anyway, I made a T-shirt for "AR" that, I think, has been the climax for this running joke, and I just HAD to share it with you.
Maybe you will get it, and maybe you won't but I am sharing it with you anyway.
So here you are!:

Now we are taking it to a new level: we are starting an all out WAR. Spies, double agents, and everything...

One war....two masters: the Zinkie Leader, and the World Dominar.

Da-da-da-boom!

Haha....Merry Christmas everyone!