Challenge 7 & 8

So I missed another day....agian. Sorry about that. I have been working out in the heat, getting sunburned, getting over heated, and almost dying because of a drunk driver. My week has been fun!
So, now on to the challenges:
Day 7: your dream wedding
Day 8: a song and a photo to match your mood
Ooooh! I have been looking forward to day 7! I hope the heat hasn't fried my creativity!
My Dream Wedding
 First, two hormonal juvenile delinquents (men, in other words) will fall madly in love with me. Both of them will ask my hand in marriage. My dad, my grandpa, and myself will shoot them.... no wait. That's too short.
Okay, start over!
First, two men will fall madly in love with me. Both of them will ask my hand in marriage. I will give neither of them an answer, but ask them both to agree on a date and arrange for a medieval wedding. When the afore mentioned date arrives, and the halls are assembled with the congregation, I will present both mad lovers with a sword. "Since I can't decide which one of you fellers I wanna marry, you'll have to fight each other for me. Winner gets all the loot. Commence to fight'in!"
The two mad lovers raise their swords and duel fiercely. The fight lasts 10 minutes. Each inflicts a mortal wound to his opponent and they both DIE!
The congregation goes home in a mournful state.
I get all the wedding cake, ice cream, mints, and punch and share it with my dad. We both fall into a sugar coma.
And we all live happily ever after (except for them who died).
The End
Okay. No. Seriously....
10 minutes for them both to die?? That is way too long. Maybe having a western wedding with a gun duel would be better....yeah. That would be better. They would both die much faster which means that my dad and I could get the wedding cake & ice cream sooner.
(BTW, No offence intended to any of you unmarried fellers)
Well, seriously, my dream wedding would be a Medieval/Renaissance wedding. But, as you can tell, I am in NO WAY ready for marriage. Singleness is bliss. And it is the happily married folk that inspire me to singleness every day!

A song and a photo that match my mood:
Seeing as I am sleepy AND contemplating the odd, sad logic of some certain cowboys that I know, this conglomeration of picture and song comes up.

Desperado - The Eagles