Well, I don't live IN town, but I can post a photo of the town NEAR me, and I can tell you all about it.
Crabbyville is a nice little town with a population of 1000 crabby little backstabbing citizens, half of which I am related to in one way or another. It is run by the corrupt pastoral alliance, and football is their god. Nothing fun, or exciting, or different happens here. Year after year you will find that the crabby little town and the crabby little citizens who live there haven't changed a bit. They are all still a bunch of crabby humbugs. The only ones who are an exception to that rule are the senior citizens, and the town board found a way to fix that problem: they are making a compound to put all the senior citizens in.
Yeah....this town is a nice place. If you want to move to someplace where nothing new happens, and where nobody is going to bother to be nice to you, and where no one will try to include you in anything, move here.
Here is a picture:
Okay.... that is actually just my rendition of it.
Here is a better picture to describe it:
And here is a picture to describe it's inhabitants:
Yeah...nice place. Come visit anytime!!! I would love to have someone come help me stir things up!!
LoL and are you counting yourself in the number of the population in crabbyvile, Sometimes we must look beyond the eyelids to see what is really ther...just saying!
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