Okay. I could not resist. I had to compile all the funny things I've seen and read lately, and put on a blog post. Enjoy it and share it with your friends!
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- The man who smiles when something has gone wrong has found someone to blame it on.
- Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils...
- What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him, he ain’t gonna come.
- A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for my kick boxing.
- I miss those days where I could throw someone in the pool and not have to worry if they had their phone in their pocket...
- 3 out of 2 people have trouble with fractions.
- OREOS: first you twist it, then.. oh it broke.
- There’s a fine line between tan, and looking like you rolled in doritos
- “Would you pass the sugar, Sugar?” - “Can I have the honey, Honey?” - “Pass the tea, Bag.”
- Sometimes I wonder “Why is that Frisbee getting bigger??” and then it hits me.
- If you can’t laugh at yourself, I’ll be glad to do it for you.
- I don’t suffer from insanity…I enjoy every minute of it!
- WARNING! Your computer has a virus and needs to be hit several times
- Stupid book…. I need to go to sleep, but I can’t stop reading you!
- My imaginary friend thinks you have serious problems
- Dear Algebra, stop making me look for your X…she’s not coming back.
- I don’t know what your problem is, but I bet it’s hard to pronounce.
- Whoever said that nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door.
- Every thinker puts an apparently stable world into some kind of peril.
- I was going to dominate the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.
- Life is uncertain…so eat desert first.
- You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend….but it sure helps.
- I’ve got a problem for your solution…
- The first time I see a jogger smiling, I’ll think about it.
- I put red bull through my coffee pot this morning instead of water. Right now, I can SEE noises.
- Notice! All unattended children will be given a cappuccino and a free puppy to take home.
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