If I die in an explosion, put on my tombstone: “She went out with a bang”
If I am killed by being crushed, put: “She died thin”
If I die speeding in my truck, put: “She died fast”
If I die in a fire, put: “She was hot”
If I die on an operation table, put: “She was a cut up”
If I am killed by a wild animal, put: “She went where the wild things go”
If I bleed to death, put: “She was fatally attracted to a vampire”
If I am shot to death, put: “She loved led and had a shot too many”
If I die from overdose, put: “Blame the doctors that she died like a movie star”
If I die any other way, please put: “Good-bye and good riddance! I do NOT plan on coming back!”
I am not afraid of death because I know without doubt where I am going when I die... But do you?
By: yours truly....
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